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Engineering and Audio Humor
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Audiophiles How many audiophiles does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb, one to pull the premium wire, and two to share the improved clarity. 2. Which one? A studio manager rounded a corner to find a bass player beating on his mixing engineer. "What's going on?", the manager asked. "He turned one of my tuning pegs", yelled the bass player. "Why is that such a big deal", asked the manager. Explained the bass player, "He won't tell me which one!" 3. Engineer and Frog An engineer and a friend are walking along a wooded path, when one spies a frog. The frog says, "Kiss me, and I'll turn into a beautiful princess." The engineer puts the frog in his pocket. "Aren't you going to kiss it?" asks the friend. "No", said the engineer. "With my workload, I don't need a girlfriend. I'd rather have a talking frog." |
| 4. Heisenburg (just the greatest technical joke) Knock, knock. "Who's There" "Heisenburg" "Heisenburg who?" "I'm..I'm not sure..." 5. Engineering Manager's Viewpoint The design team was getting yet another motivational lecture. The speaker had a 0,33L. glass containing 0,166L. of water. "Is the glass half empty or half full?", queried the speaker. From the back of the room came the manager's response, "Downsize the glass!" 5. This space intentionally left blank I need your humor! Please send your finest technical wit to: SAI Humormeister |